De Insaniam

A though on The Rapture:

It's OK to leave me behind. Really, I'm good.

I'm not much of a joiner, and I don't like group activities. The end-all battle between Good and Evil doesn't work for me.

Besides, the Catholic position is that pets don't go to heaven. I'd rather stay here with my dog.

Vito from the Road or "I'm just following orders"

There's something very comforting about flying down I-95 doing 75 in heavy traffic through a construction zone in a U-Haul van with no shocks drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee...

Coming, Spring 2009

The Nevada PGA tour:
- Pugs
- Guns
- Absynthe

Details pending.

Reserve Your Spot Now!!!

Tides of the Empire

Apocolypse cults always rise long before the empire finally falls.

We used to play paintball with these things...

This is essentially the acid-washed jean of paintball.

team meeting

(Names have been changed to protect the innocent)

Bob,
While most of us know that the last statement in your email is true, it raises a few question. Ignoring the qualitative associations one might make between the location and reading material, there are the policy questions. Are you recommending we should generally check into the Men's Room before a team meeting?

Kind Regards,
-Dave

-----Original Message-----
From: "Bob Guy" <bguy@company.com>
To: "Everyone" <Everyone@company.com>
Sent: 9/19/2008 9:06 AM
Subject: How to Win Friends and Influence People
All,
We’ll be covering Part Two, Chapter One of HTWF&IP at our team meeting this afternoon. If you haven’t had a chance, you might want to take 15 minutes or so to give it a read. I have a copy I can loan you. Also, I know there’s a copy in the men’s restroom.

Thanks!
Bob Guy Operations Manager
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"work"

I made the mistake of showing up to work the other day without a hangover. I ended up on a thesaurus website:

ennui
One entry found.

Entry Word: ennui
Function: noun
Text: the state of being bored - the kind of ennui that comes from having too much time on oneʼs hands and too little will to find something productive to do — see boredom